Death in the bread aisle

First off I would hope that when I die (many many many) years from now hopefully that I am remembered as I am not how people feel I should have been. What I mean by that is today, my first day back to work after the holiday and within the first thirty minutes of swiping in at the time clock I am informed of an old co workers passing, granted the information was presented in the form of idle gossip.

Now the person who unfortunately passed away was not someone I was terribly close to (that is being kind, I truly could not stand this person) but either way I am forced to make amends with our differences now that he has passed because we shall not have an opportunity to work through those differences. But the fact of the matter stands we were not friends in life nor will we be in his death.

It's funny how when a person passes away no matter how "evil" they may be that people suddenly decide to counteract all the negatives they have said about a person with sudden words of kindness, that were never uttered prior to their passing. Look when I pass if I was an asshole to you I want you to say it!
"Damn you were an asshole but you made me laugh sometimes, rest your soul"

Or (something I hear frequently from my pal)

"J your a real asshole you know, but I love ya for it"

Please do not say that I was always nice to everyone I met, because that is a lie. Do not say I always put others first because I didn't, I was very selfish for most of my life that was a flaw that I had to put in great effort to change. Now I'm not going to print all my sins but my point is just be honest with me in life and in death. To keep this short let me just say to the recently parted, we did not get a long and I did not respect you as a worker but you know what I appreciate you being comfortable in yourself to be you, always. From what I saw you lived life to the limits and you seemed to have enjoyed yourself. I am sorry for your friends and family that have lost you. But it does not change the fact that i did not see you as a nice person to be around, and you know what that truly doesn't matter.

Now if you found nothing useful in the above, then let me tell you in case you were wondering how to make hard bread soft again, I tried this method an hour ago.

Simply moisten the loaf with a little bit of water, I was attempting to soften up a loaf of French bread so it was pretty thick. I ran my fingers under some water and patted my finger tips against the loaf. No need to soak your bread in water unless you want bread soup.

Next put bread in aluminum foil and place in over for about 5 mins ( assuming your oven is already preheated)

Results my bread was crisp on the outside and soft on the inside, in hindsight a little but if olive oil or butter would have even beneficial but it still complimented my chicken Alfredo wonderfully.

I would like to thank Yahoo! Answers, ransoms discussions from Google search for a few laughs and heated debates about why never to use a microwave... For anything for giving me this suggestion.

Alrighty time for a little bit of yoga, some green tea with lemon and honey and I think I feel like reading some Stephen king tonight.

Sweet dreams!!

-Mouse